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06 Jan 01 : 13 | Top twenty Fark headlines of 2008 Doing what they do best…. 20: PETA activist changes her name from Rachel Feather to Rachel FishingHurts. One letter off from a new career in porn 19: A Cambridgeshire church has lost its “Spitting Vicar”. The English language, however, has gained another euphemism for “Penis” 18:... Source : Bits & Pieces |
05 Jan 10 : 59 | The groom and the best man During a lull in the rehearsal, the groom and best man, two long time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, “You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, I’ve screwed every woman in this room.” ... Source : Bits & Pieces |
14 Dec 17 : 48 | Dumbest woman on the highway Thanks DJ Source : Bits & Pieces |
09 Dec 23 : 37 | Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is... Source : Bits & Pieces |
29 Dec 23 : 08 | Carjacking Not a true story, but still funny. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to... Source : Bits & Pieces |
27 Dec 16 : 14 | Math in the fast lane This is why math is taught in school. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and... Source : Bits & Pieces |
17 Dec 13 : 47 | Irish Viagra An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin’. ‘Not a problem’, replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish... Source : Bits & Pieces |
11 Dec 23 : 01 | Dark in here A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.... Source : Bits & Pieces |
09 Dec 13 : 18 | George and the Dragon An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading, “George and the Dragon.” He knocked. The innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window. “Could ye spare some victuals?” he asked. The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes.... Source : Bits & Pieces |
