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10 Oct 16 : 28 | Liveblogging George W. Bush Telling The Nation Not To Freak Out Oh this is hilarious, on CNN we have a split screen with Barry finally laying out his detailed, comprehensive policy proposal, and on the left a bunch of sad orange roses waiting for George Bush to stomp all over them. Oh hey here he is! George Bush, hunched and tired, standing in the shade, a... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
13 Oct 21 : 33 | Republican Dennis Hopper Endorses Obama Republican movie actor Dennis Hopper is so Republican that he starred in that shitty wingnut movie not even Republicans bothered to see, An American Carol. But now the hippie icon and Republican-since-Reagan is in the tank for You Know Who, That One, Barack Obama. “I voted for Bush, father and... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
26 Sept 15 : 38 | Liveblogging George W. Bush Crying About the Depression What’s it take to make this guy, our moronic tool of a president, seem like an ever-so-slightly sympathetic figure? Well, there’s the hilarious global dancing he likes to do, and then there’s John McCain. McCain parachuted into town yesterday and RUINED THE COMPROMISE that was at least going... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
18 Sept 18 : 25 | Bush Emerges From Spider Hole To Mumble Some Stuff About The Economy America’s president, George W. Bush, was supposed to go to a fundraiser today but he had to stay home and send Dick Cheney in his stead to stand around the buffet table and shovel shrimp cocktail into his pockets. Why? Because of the economy, which George Bush is “concerned” about! He even... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
16 Sept 21 : 45 | George W. Bush Is Dying On His Head Skin! Oh no! Our greatest President, George Bush Jr., is DYING of SKIN CANCER on his DUMB FAT FOREHEAD — YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW PEOPLE: “WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush underwent treatment for a benign lesion over the weekend, leaving a noticeable scab on his forehead as he went about his business on... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
10 Oct 23 : 33 | Colin Powell Testifies About Nude Hijinks With Ted Stevens Well “my friends” it is Friday and this is precisely the sort of headline that will either make people click the clicky to READ MORE or just go “ugh” and vomit quietly in their shoes. Because seriously who wants to know about Ted Stevens’ long love affair with former Secretary of State... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
10 Oct 16 : 08 | Plunging Markets, Blah Blah Blah Well good morning to you! The Dow dropped over 660 points after opening, which is to say, it’s just another beautiful day on Wall Street. Our president, George W. Bush, will once again scurry out of his spider hole to choke out a few brief words about our flourishing economy before he glimpses his... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
09 Oct 21 : 00 | Todd Palin Testifies In ‘Troopergate,’ Is Basically Responsible For... The First Lady of Alaska, Todd Palin, delivered a sworn statement about his role in “Troopergate” to investigators after an IN-THE-TANK Alaskan judge made him do so. In the testimony, Todd admits that he pushed for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS or so to get his ex-brother-in-law fired from the Police... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
08 Oct 21 : 48 | David Brooks Calls Sarah Palin An Awful Disease That Kills People David Brooks is an actual MAD MAN! This is what he wrote last Friday in his farty little column: “Palin held up her end of an energetic debate that gave voters a direct look at two competing philosophies. She established debating parity with Joe Biden. And in a country that is furious with... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
08 Oct 03 : 00 | Liveblogging the Depression Town Hall Debate, Part II If there was ever a time for an old-fashioned community meetin’ at the old town hall, what with the world comin’ to an end and such, that time is now, brothers and sisters. But, we can’t even do a Great Depression right, so get ready for a lot of inane questions submitted via Twitter on the... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
07 Oct 15 : 12 | Charming Loser Dukakis Says Obama Will Win, Probably America never really had an occasion to think about Michael Dukakis for about oh TWENTY YEARS until he showed up in a nice NYT graphic yesterday proving, conclusively, that he could never have defeated George H.W. Bush in an election because he was half a foot shorter. Dukakis was a hilarious... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
06 Oct 16 : 35 | Yikes: Dow Drops Below 10,000 Happy Monday, America! Wall Street is doing great, so far, this morning. The Dow Jones index is down 400 points at the moment, bringing the DJIA below 10,000 for the first time since … well, let’s check the chart. October 22, 2004 — right about the time everybody figured George W. Bush would... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
03 Oct 19 : 32 | No Title AND NOW WE ARE ALL DUMBER: The early Nielsen ratings are in for last night’s debate, and they’re a full freaking 42% higher than the ratings from last Friday’s presidential debate, making it the most watched debate since Bush/Clinton/Perot in 1992. Jesus, we are a bizarre country. [The Live... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
02 Oct 16 : 07 | Only One-In-Three Voters Now See Sarah Palin As ‘Qualified’ What a tragic month for our Snowbilly Dingbat! On August 29, just hours after Barack Obama’s stadium acceptance speech in Denver, John McCain waddled out with his exciting maverick veep pick, a nine-year-old child abandoned at the Wal-Mart in some exurban Alaskan gloom-hole. And America loved her!... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
01 Oct 22 : 20 | A Day For New Lows! The Department of Homeland Security just began its new $634 billion dollar satellite surveillance program, despite some Democrats prattling on about how this thing violates “civil liberties” and “the law” or some such. [Wall Street Journal] Obama’s new Mexican telenovela stars a little boy... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
29 Sept 20 : 46 | Newt Gingrich Still A Powerful Douche, Somehow Newt Gingrich is a lying loser who hasn’t been in power for like 10 years. And yet, he still controls everything in the world. In the last week he’s been leading the right-wing rebellion against the bailout — yelling about socialism, ranting about the pushy Democratic leadership, calling for... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
27 Sept 02 : 30 | Liveblogging Debate Night Pre-Show: What Do Dumb Anchors ‘Predict’? That’s WALNUTS! after downing his fifteen nightly Ambien. What a nut. But, he showed up for tonight’s debate, and that’s more than he was planning on yesterday! So give him credit HE WAS IN THE WAR FOR CHRIST’S SAKE JESUS. Anyway: tonight’s debate is about race. No. Foreign policy… of... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
24 Sept 22 : 23 | No Title DEBATEGATE, LULZ, HA: “Organizers said Wednesday they were going ahead as planned with the first 2008 US presidential debate, despite Republican John McCain’s call to postpone the event in the face of the Wall Street crisis. ‘We have been notified by the Commission on Presidential Debates that... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
22 Sept 20 : 24 | Which Losers Should Pay For This Bailout? On Friday, Congressional Democrats will save the economy by letting Henry Paulson, the new president, do whatever he wants about anything, policy-wise. Mostly this will involve giving a trillion dollars to his friends on Wall Street in exchange for some junk mortgages which Paulson will re-sell, to... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
18 Sept 14 : 39 | Brother, Can You Spare An Amero? “Guns blazing, McCain is promising to ride into town to . . . oversee the creation of a commission to study the problem.” [Washington Post] Credit default swaps, deleveraging, and other financial terms you never thought you’d have to know until they were suddenly the most important terms in... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
15 Sept 22 : 29 | Get That Sunny Alaskan Tan, All Year Round! Palin had a tanning bed installed in the Alaska’s governor’s mansion. She could see Russia from that tanning bed. [Ezra Klein] Look into Barack Obama’s very soul with a theocrat/secularist ass thermometer that also appears to be a hypnosis device. [BeliefNet] Palin is trying to get some hockey... Source : Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip |
